Okay, so this page really isn't all that exciting anymore. It's mostly just stuff that's sitting in my recycling bin that I haven't bothered to do anything new with. But I don't think that should prevent it from being fun. Who doesn't love looking through a junkyard? Well, this here is my personal, virtual junkyard.

Brian's new site can be found via tyrnup.com.

My Derelict fan page is about as up to date as the game it supports. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out!

I've recently refurbished this early version of my hall. The new version is way hipper, but there's just something special about this early version.

Clarence's page is more of a tribute than anything else now. It's a must visit for any pilgrims who want to remember the great cactus.

My links are as neato and up-to-date as they've ever been. I'm hoping to update and refit them soon, then they'll be more neato and up-to-date than they've ever been before.

My Unauthorized Autobiography is as spiffy as ever and unlikely to get any spiffier any time soon.

I haven't bothered to either update or delete my Axis and Allies Site yet.

Well, that's all for now. I'll try to clean up around here every once in a while, but all of the real activity is going to be happening on my new page

Disclaimer:  Teleport is not responsible for any ill effects this page may have upon viewers.  Last dusted January 26, 2001