Zazu: Iago! Put away that magazine with the photographs of cute chicks and straighten up, we've got company!
Iago: Big deal, they're out there, we're here backstage. Let 'em come.
Zazu: No Iago, they're here backstage with us.
Iago: Too bad for them. If they wanna sneak around behind the scenes, they're just gonna have to put up with the way we look.
Zazu: In your case, they have to do that when you're looking your best, too. Now pick your Speedo up off the floor and say hello.
Iago: Hello, I'm off duty now, goodbye, don't bother me.
Zazu: Please forgive him, folks. He once met Kaa, who brainwashed him, and I haven't been able to do a thing with him since.
Iago: I'm holding still, what more do you want, snake boy?
Zazu:
Iago: Huh? We did a column on Test Track and I missed it?!?
Zazu: No Iago, I mean pages that aren't ready, not attractions. You see, we post the column to the newsgroups as soon as the words are ready, but to deserve a place on our official web site, a column also needs a good photograph, a background, and some appropriate musical accompaniment.
Iago: Yeah, bad enough to have to read this junk without having to do so without pictures and music.
Zazu: Er, yes. So the index below shows pages that are not quite ready for "Prime Time", as it were. The missing elements are listed next to them. If any reader can suggest a photo, background, or midi file that would help us finish any of these, we would be ever so glad to hear from you.
Iago: Yeah, we really appreciate it when somebody else does our work for us!
Zazu: Truth be told, sometimes we really do need a bit of assistance. Please enjoy what's here, and do send us an email if you think you have one of the missing elements.
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