Dream Catcher is a very bad movie
Why do people like the movie Dream Catcher? Dream catcher is the worst movie ever. It is obvious Steven King needs to stop writing or fall down and never get up. I was only lured into seeing this movie in theaters because Jason Lee was in it, well for the first 15min anyway, and Lee kicks ass. Dream Catcher is only a good movie if you think of it as a comedy.
The plot of the movie is these four men who have been friends since children and all have telekinetic powers. They all enjoy hunting and have an annual hunting trip in the woods where they hunt, drink and have fun. While on this trip they are attacked by, get this, parasite aliens (real inventive Steven). Here's where the "good and creative" part comes. The parasite aliens grow in the persons intestines where they cause massive amounts of gas and farting in the host then later after fully grown burst out through the anus! I've seen porn movies more creative than this. Now you're probable wondering, "How do they stop these unstoppable aliens, Pepto-Bismol?", no. The hero is a mentally challenged physically disabled balding white boy. How do I know he was retarded, besides his accent, his name was "Idudits". That's right Idudits. Pronounced "eye-dud-its". King must have written this book after watching Aliens III and a 12 hour marathon of Life Goes On.
Ok, stop laughing and try to finish the rest of this rant. I come home from college for a vacation and meet some friends and relatives only to find out they thought this was a very good movie, "one of Kings best". I explained the plot to them as simply as I could telling them the alien caused loud farting and the hero is a retarded middle aged man. They tell me he's not retarded he acts that way because he has super telekinetic powers. Yeah and Christopher Cross played Superman. Now after explaining the plot to everyone please tell me why people liked this movie. Send e-mail to worstwebsiteever@comcast.net. Anyway I'm going to go drown trying to save the man I keep seeing in the toilet.
George W. Bush is retarded too.