Yourspace Sucks!
People are fucking retarded. For example, have you noticed that most people can't design a coherent myspace page. Hmm, let's put a blue font on a blue fucking background, yeah that works. At least this way no one can read the pointless blog entries about your "hilarious" endeavors at the McDonalds drive through. Fuck people. Ever notice how on most webpages such as Yahoo, Google or Maddox they use contrasting back grounds and fonts? It's so people can READ what is written.
I'm only pissed off because it's people that I know who are doing this. I get a new message asking if I would like to add a new friend to myspace. Then I go to check out their page and, fuck if I can read it. I can barely tell who they are. If it wasn't for the advent of digital pictures I would have no idea who these people were. Come on! How about previewing your shit before you post it? Or how about taking into account why people are viewing your page? Oh no, it's more important to design a "unique" and "cool" page than to design one that is readable.
The next biggest reason I hate your page is your damn music. You should not have any! It's annoying. I don't care who it is, I don't want to hear it. The first thing I do when I get to a myspace page is scroll down and pause the damn music. I don't worry that I won't be able to find it because it's always in the same damn place. No matter how "unique" you think you are, everyone uses the same damn editor program with the same default features. The only song I actually do like is Deleted by Artist by Song Has Been.
But what really pisses me off is myspace in general because I think it's a great idea but HORRIBLY executed. The idea of an extremely large internet community such that it becomes almost like an internet phone book is an amazing idea, but to overload it with ads and never fucking work is a bad idea. The only thing that I am able to do consistently is log in and look at ads. Anything else like e-mailing someone, changing your profile, or posting things never works. I always get the "temporarily not fucking working" message. If it's a feature that isn't focused on showing you advertisements then myspace isn't worried about them. Way to go myspace. Oh and fuck you Tom. You aren't my friend anymore.
If anyone really wants to set up a social network, register for a facebook account. It's the adult version of myspace and an online network that actually works without being an ad whore.