I hate Wheel of Fortune
Anyone here ever watch the Wheel of Fortune? Yeah, me to. I accidentally leave the TV on after the local news is over and boom, there it is. Sneaky how it's on right after the news isn't it, because I doubt anyone would watch it otherwise. It's completely retarded. I'm sorry I didn't mean that. What I mean is it's completely fucking mentally challenged.
To start off, what is with all the clapping? Why are people clapping all the time? Spin the wheel, clapping. The letter R, clapping. I'd like to buy a vowel, clapping. There is absolutely nothing in the show that the entire audience isn't clapping for. The only time you should clap is when the show is over.
My other beef with the Wheel of Fortune is that it's not even a game. All they did was steal the rules for hang man and add money and the random chance of a Whell. Oh I spelled that right. It's hell with a big fat W in front of it. The W stands for shit. So you see, it should be called shit hell of fortune because you could actually be winning the "puzzle" then bam, bankrupt. Just crap. There is no way to actually get better. You could have the largest vocabulary ever and not have a better chance at winning than a 5th grader because of that damn whell. Plus it isn't even a puzzle either. It's not a puzzle when your clue is thing. Why not have another "clue" called something or anything. Hey Kevin could you hand me that thing? What do you mean Bryan? Oh come one Kevin you should be able to decipher what I mean from that clue. Bullshit. Done.