Previous Slogans

I once ate a soccer shoe with mustard on it.  I was not pleased. 

Isn't there suppose to be more to life than this?

Few fuckers fuck faster than fucking flamingos. 

The most important thing that women want is a man with confidence.  I sadly have none. 

This website is like a wet paint sign, you just have to touch it for yourself. 

All men want is a women with self esteem. Sadly, most don't have any.

Atheism is the best religion ever. 

Yes, I copied the Best Page in the Universe.

How many of these slogans could I possibly make up. 

Remember, Jesus was a hippy. 

If it weren't for sex, men and women would have no reason to talk to each other. 

What if nice breast could help you with your taxes too?

I'm in a bad mood (I damaged my car)

Conservapedia Kicks Ass!

The only website that goes to 11.

Fuck Oreos eat Cuizno cookies.

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