When I was in college me and few friends where pist off at the stupid college girls we kept meeting so we made a list of things women should not be allowed to do.
1. Vote
You're probable saying to yourself, "Bryan, women's opinions are very important and should have the power to make important changes in America", NO!! Any species that can't decide which shoes to wear, which Backstreet Boy is the cutest, and can't figure men out shouldn't be deciding who will run the country.
2. Play Sports (cheerleading is not a sport)
Women are inferior to men at all sports. Watching women play sports is like watching the special olympics, it makes me feel better about myself.
3. Make decisions
If you didn't try and make decisions you wouldn't cry when we shut you up for thinking of a stupid idea. See I care. I hate to see women cry.
4. Spend money
This solves a lot of superficial problems.
5. Work (excluding cooking and cleaning)
I'll be the first to admit it, women are more than just moist holes, they are very good at making me a sandwich and keeping the house clean, but they should be kept to this work so that I don't have to fix there mistakes.
6. Have friends
With no friends there's no self esteem and they would be much more obedient.
7. Be fat or ugly
Who out there likes a fat or ugly women? If you don't like this rule, I bet you're fat and/or ugly so just stop being fat and ugly. It's that simple.
8. Drive
This means sit there and shut up!
9. Be too tired.....
Come on, you could sleep through it if you're really "too tired".
10. Have an opinion
This is the most important rule. This rule states that not only are you not allowed to voice an opinion you are not allowed think of opinions and slow my day down by questioning everything like a 14 year old Britney Spears fan.
Please copy the picture below and post it up with pride in the hope that someday we will win the fight on womens rights.