This is for everyone who shops at a grocery store...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! If you stop in the middle of an isle I can't go around you, I can't just hop over you and I can't go through you, you have to move. Yes, your shopping cart is an obstacle too. I can't magically fly over that either so don't leave it randomly in an isle while you go look at something else. If you need to stop, move to the side. If you need to go look at something, take your damn cart with you.
What has happened to people? Am I the only one who makes a conscious effort to stay out of the way in a grocery store? I mean it's gotten to the point where I won't go to the grocery store mid-day, there's just too many assholes. It's not like this is a hard concept either. It's a matter of judging how fat your ass is compared to the width of the isle and realizing that if you stop dead in the middle of the isle no one will be able to pass you! If you can't understand this just follow this simple rule; DON'T EVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.
I consider the grocery store in general the most depressing part of my week so I don't need you, Mrs. Trophy Wife, lengthening my time here by blocking my way with your fat ass. The 80's soft rock hits over the PA, the lifeless cashiers, the wailing babies and the smell of fish is already enough to make me want to choke puppies, I don't need you increasing that effect by being totally oblivious of other people and slowing me down.
Lastly I would like to say something to the lazy ass fucking people who need to be dropped off in front of the doors, PARK YOUR CAR AND WALK YOUR LAZY FAT ASSES INTO THE STORE! What is wrong with you people? There is absolutely NO reason why you need to block traffic so that you can be dropped off 20 yards closer to the store entrance. What's the difference if you have to walk an extra 20 yards to get from your car to the store, you'll be walking around the entire store to do your shopping anyway. Have you really gotten that lazy and self important? You are fucking up the traffic in the parking lot. Park your damn car and walk you worthless piece of crap.
Fucking Christ. I'd better stop there. I hope I've gotten my point across. If I kept going it would probably just be more cussing with less coherent sentences.