How to attract the perfect woman.
Have you been trying to attract the perfect woman
but just haven't been able to? Well look no further because all you have
to do is follow the five easy rules below and you will soon have women pining
for your attention.
1. Start a fight.
Sadly women don't love to mud wrestle but they love to verbally fight.
Within the first 10 minutes of meeting someone new casually bring up a topic
that will start a "discussion". I usually say that women shouldn't be allowed to
have an opinion, this always gets them going. Don't worry about loosing either,
just say, "it doesn't matter because you have a vagina and your opinion doesn't
count". She will fall madly in love with you.
2. Tell a "sexist" joke.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
Women love jokes like these. If she doesn't like this particular joke, tell her
twice how good it is.
3. Tell them how attractive other women are.
Believe it or not some men treat women with respect and these women in turn will
have self esteem. These women go on to become very powerful women in politics or
business. With power like this, why would a woman ever need a man? Then humans
would seace to exist because of no procreation and then where would we be? To
combat this scenario, always point out how attractive other women are. This will
take them down a notch and women with low self esteem are always easier to
manipulate (i.e. into bed to solve the procreation problem they are causing).
4. Don't shower.
Women love the smell of a natural man. Brut. Stetson. Those aren't colognes. Just horse piss in a bottle. I say forget that and just don't shower. It works best to wear the same clothes for at least three days in a row while doing vigorous physical activities.
5. Ignore them.
Women aren't usually saying anything important or for that matter intelligent so
it's usually best to ignore them. Be obvious about it too. Women have
learned to live with being ignored in the work place, don't let them think they
will get away with it in a loving relationship. When they start blabbing about
their "hectic" day or about how Bob Loblaw dumped Soanne So, just turn around
pick up the news paper or TV remote and zone her out. She'll thank you later.
Trust me on this one.
You can try doing the exact opposite of these rules, but I don't recommend it.