Chicken Flavored Rice A Roni is the Best.
This review will save you months of wasted time
and agony because I am about to tell you the greatest flavor of Rice A Roni
ever. And that flavor is Chicken. That's right folks the greatest flavor of Rice
A Roni is Chicken Flavored Rice A Roni. How do I know this? Because it is the
only flavor I eat and it is damn good. How good? So damn good that it is
impossible for any of the other flavors to be better. I even calculated the
flavor of Chicken Flavored Rice A Roni (from now on it's called CFRAR,
pronounced Sea-Frar) using my unparalleled math skills and the flavor approaches
infinity when graphed on a scale of goodness. I would show you the entire proof
here but it is 50 pages long and too complex for most people. But I have gone
through these pain staking processes of eating and calculating so you don't have
to. You can rest assured that CFrar is the best.
I know what you're thinking, "How can CFrar be the best, doesn't it just taste
like Chicken?". No, and that's was one of the key laws used in the proof. Any
food that says it tastes like chicken, when in fact most things taste like
chicken, but ends up not tasting like chicken, it equals greatness. But only
CFrar has perfected the process. So in short, there is no need to try any of the
other flavors of Rice A Roni, CFrar is the best. Thank you.