And after I promised every one that I wouldn't start a novelty music page! I think it was the History of the Bonzos CD that did it. Man, they were funny! But it's not all about being funny. Novelty, as I understand it, is about being different, wacky, frivolous, or in the words of Blotto - akimbo.  Or willing to experiment, bend the rules and take some chances -- just like I'm doing by starting this page! You tell me: why isn't Dr. Demento on the radio anymore?

And, now, the songs -- as advertised on TV!

10cc - Clockwork Creep
10cc - Sand In My Face
10cc - The Hospital Song
Alan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
Albert Brooks & Little Kristie - A Daddy's Christmas
Allan Sherman - Return To Camp Granada
Andrew Bergey - Cartoon Rap
Andrew Bergey - Mr. Tongue
Andrew Bergey - The Handle Slipped Too Far
Andy Partridge - History Of Rock 'N' Roll
Annette Funicello - Tall Paul
Barnes & Barnes - Cemetery Girl
Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
Barry & The Bookbinders - Inner Thoughts
Barry Gordon - Nuttin' For Christmas
Beastly Boys - Squirrels
Beat Farmers- Happy Boy
Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Beatnix - Stairway To Heaven
Beck - MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
Benny Bell - Everybody Wants My Fanny
Bent Bolt & The Nuts - The Mechinical Man
Bermudas - Short Shorts
Big Bopper - Purple People Eater
Billy Pressman - Nuttin' For Christmas
Blotto - Goodbye Mr. Bond
Blotto - Metal Head
Bob And Doug Mckenzie - Take Off
Bob Frankie - I'm A Mainframe
Bob McFadden & Dor - The Mummy
Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Bob Rivers - Walking Round In Women's Underwear
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Wreck The Malls
Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Holiday
Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Mash
Bobby Boris Pickett & Bobby Payne - The Monster Rap
Bobby Christian & The Allen Sisters - The Spider And The Fly
Bobby Pickett - Monster Concert
Bonzo Dog Band - Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah
Bonzo Dog Band - I'm The Urban Spaceman
Bonzo Dog Band - Kama-Sutra
Bonzo Dog Band - King Of Scurf
Bonzo Dog Band - Suspicion
Bonzo Dog Band - Trouser Press
Bonzo Dog Band - You Done My Brain In
Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Breeze - F OH B
Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Polka-Dot Bikini
Brute Force - Tapeworm Of Love
Buck 65 - Fish Heads
Bud Latour - The Way You Make Me Squeal
Buoys - Timothy
Butch Patrick & The Munsters - What Ever Happened To Eddie
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
Charlie Daniels Band - Uneasy Rider
Cheech & Chong - Basketball Jones
Cheech & Chong - Black Lassie
Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
Chips - Rubber Biscuit
Citizen Cohen - A,U,I,E,O
Clif & Marty - Monster Movies
Coasters - Along Came Jones
Coasters - Charlie Brown
Coasters - Yakety Yak
Commander Cody - Two Triple Cheese, Side Order Of Fries
Cramps - Human Fly
Cramps - I Was A Teenage Werewolf
Cramps - New Kind Of Kick
Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band - Eugene
Daddy Dewdrop - Chick-A-Boom (Don't Ya Jes' Love It)
Dale & The Deadheads - Gumby & Poky Ride Again
David Seville - Witch Doctor
David Seville & The Chipmunks - Alvin's Harmonica
Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
Dead Milkmen - Stupid Maryann
Dead Milkmen - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
Defectives - We Eat Kitty Cats
Detergents  - Leader Of The Laundromat
Dickie Goodman - Mr Jaws
Dickie Goodman - Santa & The Satellite
Dora Bryan - All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle
Dr. Demento Number One
Ed Sanders - The Illiad
Edd Byrnes - Like, I Love You
Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Fabulous Poodles - Think Pink
Felony - The Fanatic
Fendermen - Mule Skinner Blues
Fifth Estate - Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
Fireballs - Bottle Of Wine
Five Blobs - The Blob
Flying Lizards - Money
Frank Gallop - The Ballad Of Irving
Frank Zappa - Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
Fred Schneider - Monster
Freddie Blassie - Pencil Neck Geek
Fugs - Boobs A Lot
Fun With Animals - The Test Of Love And Sex
Gayla Peevey - I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Georgie Fame - The Ballad Of Bonnie And Clyde
Grease Lizard Band - California Prick
Grease Lizard Band - Disco Diarrhea
Gruppo Sportivo - Beep Beep Love
Gruppo Sportivo - Disco Really Made It
Gruppo Sportivo - I Shot My Manager
Gruppo Sportivo - Superman
Guns 'N' Moses - They Drive Me Brady
Guns 'N' Moses - We Love Barney Fife
Hagfish - Stamp (Eat It While I Work)
Happy Schnapps Combo - No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat
Harry Belafonte - Zombie Jamboree
Harry Nilsson - You're Breakin' My Heart
Hollywood Argyles - Alley Oop
Holy Modal Rounders - Boobs A Lot
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Sdtk.) - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Hyperbubble - Leon
Jason & The Straptones - I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus
Jayhawks - The Creature
Jewel Akens - The Birds And The Bees
Jim Stafford - A Real Good Time
Jimmy Castor Bunch - Bertha Butt Encounters Vadar
Jimmy Castor Bunch - The Bertha Butt Boogie (Part 1)
Jimmy Collins - Cowboy Rap
Jimmy Cross - I Want My Baby Back
Jimmy James - All I Want For Christmas
Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy
John Hartford - Boogie
John Hiatt - Little Head
John Mammoser - Nine Coronas
John Trubee - A Blind Man's Penis
John Valby - Aint No Pussy When Shes Gone
Johnny Cymbal - Mr. Bass Man
Johnny Preston - Running Bear
Jonathan Richman - The New Teller
Jorma Kaukonen - Da-Ga
Julie Brown - Earth Girls Are Easy
Julie Brown - The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun
Julie Brown - Trapped in the Body of a White Girl
King Coleman - The Boo Boo Song
Kingsmen - Jolly Green Giant
Kingsmen - Jolly Green Giant
Kip Addotta - Life In The Slaw Lane
Kip Addotta - Wet Dream
Krypton - Hangover
Krypton - Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck
Lambert, Hendricks & Boss - Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Larry Verne - Mr. Custer
Laurie Anderson - I Dreamed I Had To Take A Test
Lazlo & Gary - Oo, Don't Touch That
Lazlo & Gary - Taco Sauce On The Mild Side
Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever
Little Roger & The Goosebumps - Stairway To Gilligan's Island
Lonnie Donegan - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight
Loony Tunes K97 (Edmonton, Alberta) - Elevator To Mens Ware
Loose Bruce Kerr - The Quake Of '89
Loudon Wainwright - Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
Lovin' Spoonful - Nashville Cats
Marc Zydiak - Frosty The Dope Man
Martin Chambers - A Swift One
Martin Mull - Bun 'N' Run Commercial 1
Martin Mull - Bun 'N' Run Commercial 2
Marty & The Mellow Yellow Bunch - Two Bananas In Love
MC 900 Foot Jesus - If I Only Had A Brain
McClain & McClain - Little Toot
Mel Brooks - Blazing Saddles
Mel Brooks - High Anxiety
Mel Brooks - I'm Tired
Mel Brooks - Puttin' On The Ritz
Meri Wilson - Telephone Man
Mike Groon - Without My Mayberry
Mike McGear - Norton
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Burn Down The Malls
Mona Abboud - The Pretty Littles Dolly
Monocles - Spider & The Fly
Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep 'Til Bedtime)
Napolean XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Neil Innes & Son - Cum On Feel The Noize
New Happiness - You Tell Her, I Stutter
Newbeats - Bread And Butter
Nick Lowe - Marie Provost
Norman Lovett - John Peel Sings The Blues Badly
Novas - The Crusher
Ogden Edsl - Dead Puppies
Ollie Halsall & John Halsey - Bum Love
Olympics - Western Movies
Perch Theatre -  Corduroy Pants
Pheremones - Where's The Service
Pheromones - Yuppie Drone
Piero Umiliani - Mah Na Mah Na
Pipkins - Gimme Dat Ding
Plain Brown Paper Rapper - Rappin' Whinos
Playmates - Beep Beep
Popeye Soundtrack - He's Large
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Pursuit Of Happiness - I'm An Adult Now
PUSA - Carolyn's Bootie
Radio Birdman - Aloha Steve & Danno
Randel Porter & Mark Hancock - It Came From West Covina
Randy Newman - Short People
Rappin' Rich Little - The Contra Rap
Ray Stevens - Ahab The Arab
Ray Stevens - Bridget The Midget
Ray Stevens - Guitarzan
Ray Stevens - I'm My Own Grandpa
Ray Stevens - The Streak
Ren And Stimpy - Happy Happy Joy Joy
Rick Shulman - The Ballad Of Gumby
Rick Wright & Raoul - Dice
Rivingtons - Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow
Rivingtons - Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow (Version)
Rockin' Sidney - My Toot Toot
Rocky Horror Picture Show - The Time Warp
Ronnie Prophet - My Boomerang Won't Come Back
Rose & The Arrangement - The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy vs The Red Baron
Royal Teens - Short Shorts
Rubinoos - Gorilla
Rumble Bees - Hey You
Rutles - Another Day
Rutles - Between Us
Rutles - Cheese And Onions
Rutles - Doubleback Alley
Rutles - Get Up And Go
Rutles - Good Times Roll
Rutles - Hold My Hand
Rutles - I Must Be In Love
Rutles - Living In Hope
Rutles - Love Life
Rutles - Number One
Rutles - Ouch!
Rutles - Piggy In The Middle
Rutles - With A Girl Like You
Sam The Sham & The Pharohs - Lil' Red Riding Hood
Scaffold - Do You Remember
Scaffold - Gin Gan Goolie
Scaffold - Lily The Pink
Scaffold - Liver Birds
Scaffold - Thank U Very Much
Scott Goddard - Cowpunk
Scott Land - Credit Card Christmas
Screaming Jay Hawkins-  I Put a Spell On You 
Sheb Wooley - The Purple People Eater
Shirley Ellis - The Name Game
Shorty Long - Here Comes The Judge
Skafish - Disgracing The Family Name
Slant 6 & The Jump Starts - Mrs . Fletcher
Sleater-Kinney & Fred Schneider - Angry Inch
Spazm - Love Mutant
SSQ - Pleasure Dog
Stan Freberg - Green Christmas
Stan Freberg & Daws Butler - Christmas Dragnet
Starlits - Count Drunkula
Steve Bledsoe & the Blue-Jays - Peabody's Tomb
Steve Martin - King Tut
Streets - You're Fit But You Know It
Surf Punks - And Then The Cops Came
Surf Punks - Come-On-A-My-House
Surf Punks - My Beach
Surf Punks - Punch Out At Malibu
Surf Punks - The Surf Instructor
Swamp Zombies - Creeps
Swamp Zombies - Love Crash
Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz
Ted Cassidy - The Lurch Dance
Terry O'Nelson - My Cupcakes
The Firm - Star Trekkin'
The Fools - Psycho Chicken
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
They Might Be Giants - Purple Toupee
Tim Cavanagh - Really Safe Sex
Tim Cavanaugh - I Want To Kiss Her But . . .
Tim Cavanaugh - Let's Have A Drug Free Christmas
Tiny Alice - 15 Cent Hamburger Mama
Tom Katz - I Taut I Taw Puddy Tat
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Toni Basil - Mickey
Tony Powers - Don't Nobody Move (This Is A Heist)
Too Much Joy - That's A Lie
Total Coelo - I Eat Cannibals
Trashmen - Surfin' Bird
Tri-Five - Wrappin' The Bear
Trini Lopez - Shame And Scandal In The Family
Tuna Observatory - Christmas Is Revolting And So Are The Elves
Vesuvius - Pompeii Nights
Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
Was (Not Was) - Dad I'm In Jail
Was (Not Was) - Earth To Doris
Was (Not Was) - The Party Broke Up
Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D)
Whimsical Will - A Christmas Cut-Up
Who - Squeeze Box
Whodini - The Haunted House Of Rock

Updated 3-31-

296 Classic Novelty Songs!

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