N O T I C E
TO ALL VISITORS

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS AN AMATEUR RADIO STATION

LICENSED AS:__________________

BY THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION.

BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS, HERE ARE THE ANSWERS:

  • The total cost of this equipment cannot be discussed here as it creates marital conflicts. 
  • No, we cannot send a message to your brother in Hong Kong, we suggest you call Western Union. 
  • This is strictly a hobby; we do not have the facilities or the time to fix TV sets, Radios or Hi-Fi.  We suggest that you see a serviceman.
  • Yes, the antenna in the backyard is essential to the operation of the equipment.
  • The farthest station we have contacted has been in the Ubangiland.
  • The cards on the wall are called QSL cards.  They are confirmation of contacts made with other stations.
  • Oh, No !!! Never does this station equipment interfere with Television reception.
FURTHERMORE

IF YOU ARE INVITED TO SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE,
PLEASE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING RULES:

  • Speak in a low and soothing tone
  • Do not disagree with me in any manner.
  • Say no bad words and tell no off-color jokes.
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING, TURN ANY KNOBS,
SIT ON EQUIPMENT, ETC.

I HAVE LOST SEVERAL VISITORS BY ELECTROCUTION 
IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS.