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Journalism!
Journalism!
The only thing that stands between a free and open society and
a citizenry shackled by it's government and corporate oppressors!
Or
Puffery
to sedate the masses and assuage the overblown egos of overpriced
and overpublicized powerbrokers of our day!
YOU
BE THE JUDGE!
With
a degree in Journalisn from BundeSchwager University you will
be armed with verbs and know how to use them! Every word (except
the really tough ones to spell or pronounce) will be in your
quivver poised to be chosen to pierce the heart of your target.
In
your quest for a Journalism degree from BundeSchwager University
you will toil within the bowels of journalism. Scratch at the
surface of truth until your soul is bloodied and raw. Ache for
the truth no matter the personal goal.
Or
you'll get a job that pays a decent wage.
Which
is why BundeSchwager University is here!
In
our first class alone we'll teach you the proper time to use
'tit' versus the correct time to use 'boob'. It's knowlege like
that that'll have you out from behind your desk and doing TV
from the red carpet in no time!
But,
before that, you still need to pound the beat. And that beat
is the road to your degree in Journalism from BundeSchwager
University that is paved with courses like this:
Painful
Subjects
Think
Pieces
Tapping
The Self-Help Vein
Find
The Right Niche
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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