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Medicine!
The
last time you were in a doctor's office you were impressed with
his wall full of degrees. But what does it all mean? After all,
before you decided to go to him you exhausted yourself searching
the internet trying to pinpoint your ailment.
Even
with all those fancy degrees what advice did the doctor have?
Nothing that's what! Your fancy degrees doctor either 1) pushed
you off onto a 'specialist' or 2) ignored your argument that
you do indeed have Descolada.
So,
with our faculty filled to overflowing with noted medical professionals,
we've narrowed down the medical profession into a succinct course
of study that, if followed properly per instruction on prescription,
will lead you to a well received career in medicine with your
degree in Medicine from BundeSchwager University.
Patient
Advice
Public
Warning
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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