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Motor
Vehicle Education!
What
is one of the most pressing problems that plagues our crowded
world?
That's
right! Wow! You got it on the first try.
Bad
Drivers.
So
BundeSchwager U grabbed the gauntlet thrown from some swift
moving car that cut us off on the freeway and almost caused
us to crash into that idiot on the phone which the cop later
said. . .
As
you can see, this is a very personal subject to everyone here
at BundeSchwager University.
The
course we offer in Motor Vehicle Education is taught by one
of the most experience and, lest we be modest, greatest of motor
vehicle instructor instructors the world has ever seen.
Once
you have completed the intense Motor Vehicle Education course,
you will be able to make the world a better place because you'll
know what every other driver in the world is thinking.
Drive!
For The Love Of Puck, Drive!
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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