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Movie
Theory !
The
cinema is filled with wondrous and compelling images. But where
does all this shimmer begin? On a plain, white (sometimes yellow,
sometimes goldenrod, sometimes pink) sheet of paper.
The
screenplay.
BundeSchwager
University is fortunate to be able to distill over a century
of movie magic into a singular bit of celluloid magic. The one
film that encompasses all that is good about the art and humanity
at large.
Although
we do have a vast library of brilliant scripts on our screenplay
library we will be focusing on the one that has captured
the hearts and minds of all as it epitomizes both sides of humanity,
the good and the bad, in one gigantic moment of screenwriting.
Humanity
Exposed and Explained In Script
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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