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Music!
Music
is studied at BundeSchwager University like at no other university.
We breath it, eat it, bathe in it. We envelop music as it envelops
the souls of all around us.
Once
we have mastered the gentle persuasion that is music we will
be able to control all! Once the world is within our grasp we
will then truly deserve our hard fought graduation prize of
a doctorate in Music from BundeSchwager University!
But,
before that day, we must study! And
study we might! And
we'll do so with our newly appointed Dean of Musicology, Gary
Dean.
Dean
Dean, who's musical heritage extends back to the drummer who
invented counting off before a song begins, will guide your
through every aspect of the music business so you can toil in
a life of obscurity, self-loathing, and abject poverty while
passing through a string of insipid General Business bands while
your 'real' music degenerates into bitteness, lament and becomes
as redundant as your body rotund.
Mastering
Subtly
Understanding
Subject
Capturing
The Nothingness Of The Human Soul
The
Art Of The Art
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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