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Sports
Communication!
With
each linguistic turn the world of sports opens a new avenue,
a new job, a new cliche for future generations to beat into
the ground.
With
a degree in Sports Communication from BundeSchwager University
you'll be able to hobnob with the jock elite and explain to
the layman just what the hell they're talking about.
This
is an ever growing and expanding field as more monosalabic millionaires
just want to give you ten seconds of their valuable time and
get to the back to the hotties in the hot tub.
To
Listen Is To Understand. Maybe.
Once
each course of study has been passed with the required GPA you
will then be eligible to graduate from BundeSchwager University
with your chosen degree!
That
was TOUGH wasn't it? But, now that you've slaved through it,
it's time for your reward!
When
you contact
us to receive your diploma, make sure you include your course
of study (that's what your degree is in) and your name (what
at least more than one person has called you)! Once we receive
your request our cracked administration will begin the review
process to make sure you have fulfilled the requirements (requirement
review: send
an email) necessary. Once that arduous task is completed,
we will send you a diploma from BundeSchwager University suitable
for framing!
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