Student Government

The BundeSchwager University Student Government was incorporated to give the students a voice in there college life, a chance to be heard by, not only the campus, but the surrounding communities and, if their voices banded into an exquisite concerto of youthful passion and idealism, the entire world at large!

The changes they could make with the first tiny decision to run for office from one man or one woman, to give a damn about more than their own selfish desires, their petty problems, and, yes, potentially their medically prescribed psychotropic medication, then the world would notice. Then the world would act! The world would stand up and notice!

But that never happened.

Since the BundeSchwager University doors of higher education flew open in 2003 not one person has run for office. One year we even said they could walk. But the only person to come into the administration office that day was a transfer student who was lost and we couldn't even fool him into walking into the office.

So, as you can see, YOU are the BundeSchwager University Student Government so act accordingly because The World Is Watching! But not too closely. Don't get all paranoid now.