How to Fit Your Unicycles in Your Dorm Room
Feature by Max Dingemans
University of Wisconsin, Stout
Put at least one in the closet.
Hang one from a hook in the corner above your desk.
Hang one above the window, not too close to the roommate's desk, if possible.
Or, just above the roommate's desk, if necessary.
Use your Coker as a headboard.
And, try to slip one or two under the bed.
When you've placed all the essential college survival equipment
in your dorm room, relax until it's time for class or your next
Coker ride.