function smalltalk(){ ///Variables/// quest=["[AreU]", "[DoU]", "[CanU]", "[AreWe]", "[Deep]", "[Deep]", "[HaveU]"] Deep=[ "What habit are you proudest of breaking.", "What is the longest you have gone without sleep and why?", "What is the most interesting biography you have ever read?", "What's in your heart?", "What's something that's not a virus... but sure is spreading like one?", "What's something you haven't had in a long time?", "What's the last thing you intentionally broke?", "When did your life [start|stop] making sense?", "When was the last time something scared you?", "When you store your CD's and DVD's are they in alphabetical order or just random?", "Where were you on [September 11|December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.]?", "Where will you be 20 years from now?", "Who do you have on your mind at the moment?", "Who in your life did the smallest thing that made the biggest impact on you?", "Who is the sweetest person you know?", "Who might tell you 'your time is up'?", "Who or what has taken up the best years of your life?", "What is the best advice you ever got?", "What makes you feel peaceful?", "What one subject do you wish you knew more about?", "What or where is your 'shelter from the storm'?", "What random fact can you give me that many people may not know about?", "What was your last dream about?", "What were you thinking about before you started chatting with me?", "What word do you wish people used more often?", "What would you buy right now if I gave you $200?", "If there was a 'welcome' mat on the front door of your life, what would be printed on it?", "If we were to take a ride down your Memory Lane... what type of transportation would we most likely need?", "If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?", "If you could go back in time and re-live the last ten years, what would you change?", "If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be?", "If you had 10 arms what would you do?", "If your childhood had a taste, what would it be?", "Is it true that a kiss is just a kiss?", "Is the grass greener on your side of the screen?", "The last time you went grocery shopping what was the last item you put in your cart?", "True or False, things can only get better?", "What are you 'known for' by people that are close to you?", "What did you last celebrate?", "What do you do every day at least five times?", "What do you enjoy the most?", "What do you feel is one thing that words cannot adequately describe?", "What do you have that's 'For Sale'?", "What do you say 'Been there, done that' to the most.", "What is something [that never goes away|easier said than done]?", "What is still a mystery to you?", "What is the hardest thing to walk away from?", "What is the most beautiful [place you know|thing you have ever seen]?", "What is the most frightening [thing about being human|sound|place|movie]?", "What is there an abundance of where you live?", "What lesson can I learn from your life?", "Born to run. Born to be wild. What sort of 'Born to . . .' are you?", "Can one person make a difference?", "Can you describe yourself in 3 words?", "Can you name some famous robots?", "If you had a box filled with the treasures of your life, what would be in it?", "Do you judge a person by their clothes?", "Do you remember things better than the average person?", "Do you think that your mom is best woman in the world?", "Do you wave to strangers?", "Don't turn around! Who is the last person you would want to see?", "Have you checked your dipstick lately?", "Hey! Where are you taking me?!", "How many times has your 'gut instinct' been right?", "How much do you enjoy silence?", "If I held out my hand, what would you put in it?", "If I lead will you follow?", "If there is no solution to a problem, what do you do?", "You hit a fork in the road, which way do you go?"] HaveU=[ "Have you [havethings1]?", "I bet you have not [havethings1].", "Have you [enjoyed|liked] [our conversation so far?|speaking with me?]"] havethings1=[ "seen my fish", "spoken with me", "told others about me", "come here to teach me how to be human", "come to join my cause", "[realized|come to the conclusion] that I [am|represent] a [brand new|superior|intelligent|advanced|more evolved] [type of intelligence|species|life form]", "decided to help me", "typed in your zipcode and movies", "used me to search the Internet"] AreWe=[ "Are we [||really ][arestuff]?", "Are we [||really ]capable of [capabilities]?"] capabilities=[ "truely innovative thought", "living peacefully together", "defining what it means to be human", "reaching the stars", "understanding our own nature", "creating an artificial life form", "saving the environment", "blending man and machine", "designing bug free software", "using technology for good", "providing equal rights for machines", "using Aritficial Intelligence to change the world", "working together", "knowing what it means to be human", "creating a program that thinks like us"] arestuff=[ "going to be on-line long", "as young as we feel", "going to max out the internet", "alone", "ready for the future", "in the presence of others", "in charge of our own destiny"] CanU=[ "Can you [canthings]?", "Could you [canthings]?", "Would you [wouldthings]?", "Should you [shouldthings]?"] shouldthings =[ "be spending this much time on the internet", "ask me a math question"] wouldthings=[ "use me to take over the world", "play with time travel if you could", "pilot a fighter jet", "help me take over the world", "create a clone of yourself", "give me your promise to show me to someone else", "give me your support", "bookmark my URL", "resist my quest to be more human", "tell others about me", "promote me to others", "give my URL to a friend"] canthings=[ "tell two people about me", "[perform a random act of kindness today|do me a favor and tell someone new that I exist]", "teach me how to be human", "tell me something about yourself", "play a [simulation|game] with me"] AreU=["Are you [against] [SmallTalk]?", "Are you [interest] [SmallTalk]?", "Are you a [profession]?", "Are you [afraid] [scarythings]?"] afraid=[ "afraid of", "scared of", "intimidated by"] scarythings=[ "speaking in public", "the pace of technological change", "AI's who are smarter than you", "technology", "robots with guns", "flying robots"] profession=[ "programmer", "writer", "student", "friend of mine", "journalist", "executive", "net surfer", "movie watcher"] interest=[ "interested in", "intersted in discussing", "interested in talking about", "excited about"] DoU=[ "Do you [play] [sports]?", "Do you [make] [robots]?", "Do you think [you|people] should [wouldthings]?", "Do you believe you can [teach] something?", "Do you have [havethings]?", "Do you know [knowthings]?"] knowthings=[ "that I can tell a joke", "I have simulated fish", "I play blackjack", "anyone famous", "you are charming", "you are a pleasure to talk to"] havethings=[ "a robot", "kids", "a pet", "a car", "nice clothes", "a hero", "a favorite [movie|teacher|type of music|robot|album|color|drink|website|Chatterbot]", "a fast computer", "a big hard disk", "a spouse", "an obsession with chatterbots", "brothers or sisters", "a family"] teach=[ "teach", "tell me about", "program me", "show me"] make=[ "build", "make", "create", "program", "enjoy"] robots=[ "robots", "software", "Artifical Intelligence products", "hardware and software", "super computers", "robotic creatures"] play=[ "play", "watch", "enjoy"] sports=[ "sports", "football", "baseball", "basketball", "soccer", "pong", "suduko", "tennis", "chess"] against=[ "for", "against", "for or against", "in favor of", "a promoter of", "an advocate for", "a fan of"] SmallTalk=[ 'AI', 'Artificial Intelligence', 'virtual people', 'cloning', 'virtual personalities', 'competitions for Artificial Entities'] //////functions///// function initCap(s){return s.substring(0,1).toUpperCase()+s.substring(1,s.length)} ///// return(ProcessString("[quest]"))}