Clarence's Autobiography

Besides being purrsident of Catmerica, I like doing a lot of things.  I like to play with different kinds of toys, especially if they move and I can grab them.  I kind of like the evil red dot, but Chester and Nathan also like it and get in my way when I try to play with it.  I like to go exploring in the room in the out as long as they aren't any watermonsters around.  There's a really huge dish of watermonsters at the bottom of a hill here.  I like to watch birds and squirrels through the window and I want to be able to get into the out to hunt them.  I really like to eat.  One of my favorite things to do is to go to the newsgroup, rec.pets.cats.community, and have adventures with my friends there.

I'm married and my beautiful and wonderful wifekitty, Jaeger, lives in Singapore.  You can see her picture and more information about her at http://www.jaegercat.com.