| Clarence promises that when he is
elected he will:
1. Make this country a better place for every kitty to live by making laws that prevent humans from abusing and/or neglecting cats. 2. Start an educational campaign to teach all humans that cats are the boss of the family. 3. Start a training program for humans so they can learn how to cater to cats. 4. Start programs to find onetruehomes for all cats who want to live with a human family. If some cats don't want to live with human families, they will be provided with safe shelters and sanctuaries which will give them access to everything they want and need. 5. Provide funding for research into health care initiatives for cats that don't involve poking and prodding the cat, sticking glass or plastic sticks up into holes, sticking needles into cats, giving cats pills or restraining cats in any way. 6. Provide funding for art, literature, music and anything else that cats want to do that takes toonas. 7. Get rid of the black boxes with bright lights on them that humans stalk us with. |