Workout: Episode #3 (Rubbing the Hooha)

Last week, things ended on a sour note. Jackie offended Brian, and he left her party very upset. Oh, Brian, you need to chill out.



In last night’s episode, he told Doug about his troubled childhood. Apparently, he has anger issues and he’s very emotional. Not a good combination. He has a great relationship with Doug, who he sees as a father figure. I love to see straight men bonding with gay men. That type of behavior should be encouraged! Anyway, Brian opens up to Jackie and she apologizes. They agree to move on. Good!





Jackie and Rebecca seem to be hanging out quite a bit. Their relationship is turning into more than just a great friendship. It’ll be interesting to see where they end up. I think Rebecca just likes the attention. And Jackie isn’t stupid. She’s probably just taking advantage of Rebecca’s need for attention.



Oh, the producers are bastards, and I love it. I get the sense that they haven’t told Gregg that Zen is no longer interested in him. And it doesn’t help that he can’t take a hint. Actually, I’ll bet you 5 dollars (maybe 10) that the producers are egging him on, “yeah, dude, she’s just playing hard to get. Chin up; she’ll be yours soon.” So, he told her that he had to go to court and could potentially go to jail for hitting some guy. He asked her to be there for emotional support. She offered him some good advice but didn’t seem that concerned. He wasn’t too pleased with her lack of support. Gregg, she’s not interested!



We also see another side of Zen. In addition to being a trainer, she’s a comedian. She invited the gang to watch her perform at the Laugh Factory. I loved Gregg’s comment about her performance; he said “everybody was expecting the worst; it was pretty funny.” Gregg sure knows how to woo a lady. I mean, what woman wouldn’t want a boyfriend who has no faith in her abilities. Actually, Zen shouldn’t quit her day job. She’s no comedian, but bless her little heart for trying.



Jackie decides to invite the gals over to her place for a “slumber party,” which is kind of strange. Jackie, your therapist recommended that you do something social with your friends, but I don’t think she meant to throw a slumber party with your coworkers. Actually, they are her employees. Right? Shouldn’t she draw the line somewhere? Anyway, it makes for great TV. Who cares about ethics in the workplace! What’s that anyway? This is reality TV land.





Jackie also invited some saleswoman to her house, but instead of selling Tupperware, she was selling lotions, lingerie, and sex toys. The woman introduced the girls to a product called Sensual Explosion. It’s some sort of lotion. Rebecca asked to try it, and she also asked Jackie to help her apply it on her, um, hooha (their word, not mine). Jackie didn’t hesitate. The gals went to the bathroom and rubbed this lotion on each others’ hoohas. The lovely Erika didn’t know what to make of the very sexual interaction between Jackie and Rebecca.





Things actually got hotter after Zen’s performance at the Laugh Factory. Jackie and Rebecca were all over each other, and everyone noticed.



No one was as shocked as Jesse. He confronted Jackie and asked her to explain why she and Rebecca were all of a sudden “doing it.” Jackie said that their relationship had been building up to this. Jesse was clearly bothered, and Jackie seemed surprised at his reaction. His biggest concern was that Jackie never told him about her relationship with Rebecca. I kind of understand why he was hurt, but Jackie doesn’t have to tell him about every aspect of her life. Jesse, you need to take a chill pill. Things will get interesting when Rebecca meets Tiffany. Stay tuned.