     
Year: 1996 15 year old NASCAR fan borrowed his mom's Taurus, bolted on a few spoilers, and pretended he was Dale Jarrett. Except Dale Jarrett has yet to crash into his next door neighbor's vegetable garden... The suspension was squashed, by squash (hey, it may be a bad pun, but that's what happened- landed in squash). The unnamed 15 year old is rumored to be serving the next three years of his life facing the corner.
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