Oh.  I didn't see you standing there.  My name is Adorior.

Do you need help finding your way around?  The layout can be confusing to newcomers.

Watch your step.  We're having a bit of a mouse problem these days.  If you see one, you would be wise to walk away.  If you see one chased by a cat, you would be wise to run.

Where would you like to go next?  What?  You would like to know more about me?  Doesn't everybody.

Now, do you need directions or not?