Don't you hate it when some jerk takes up two parking spaces?
Or cuts in front of you in line?
Or fails to do their job because they're so incompetent
even people who take the short bus quiver?

But, up to now, all you could do was seethe inside.

Well, now you can do something about it!

Have them certified by the certified certifiers at Bound & Gags!

From here it's up to you!
Save the above logo and let people know how you REALLY feel!

Print out this flyer

and stick it on their windshield!
Tack it to their back!
Rent a plane and leaflet entire cities!

Or, even better (especially to us because we get paid), make a bigger statement
and buy some CPA swag to give you your latest
Certified Public Asshole!

You better stock up because, as you know,
there's a never ending stream of the idiots!