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Densa Application

Name
(yes, yours)
Address
(color is sufficient)
City, Town, Lot,
or Bridge Abutment
State & Zip Code
Education
Yes
No
I must have
missed that day
Language
English
One of the
other ones
You know, the one
with all those words
Which hand do you
scribble your name with?
This one
The other one

Sorry to say but, as hard as that was, it wasn't the test. This is the test!
10 whole questions! If you need a nap during it feel free to grab one.

Define
Uranus
A stinky place
A dark place

A busy place

If A is to B as
C is to D than
Nuns are to sex
as Madonna is
to singing
Kitty's are to
litter boxes as governments
are to citizens

I'm a Yankee
Doodle Dandy

The Islet Of Langerhans
is a part of
People
Poughkeepsie

Palau

Describe how Xi'An's
vicious Terracotta Warriors influenced pottery.
If a tree falls in the
woods how long before
a housing development
takes its place?
So fast we
now know it
does make sound
Oh yeah,
like it 'fell'
all by itself.

There're still trees
in the woods?

Define a square.
4 equal sides
4 sides that think
they're all equal

Barry Manilow

You play the
state sponsored
lottery because
I like
to feel the
excitement
of chance
Dah!
I could
win
millions!

My crappy math skills make the odds of winning
look awesome!

Finish this question:
"If I had a million dollars. . ."
How does the
Pythagorean Theorem
apply to hitting a
home run in baseball?
The angle at
which the ball
leaves the bat
The speed of the pitch versus the speed of the bat

Topically
as a salve

And, lastly, the question that counts for 89.766%
of your grade.

Which color is Densa blue?

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Whew! We know that was a killer but, trust me, it'll be worth it
once we process your application. So, let's see how you did.
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