Look what you did!

You felt a need to see if you were
Densa worthy so you clicked a button
ALL BY YOURSELF!
(don't worry if you had help, it will not disqualify -
that means stop - you from joining)

So you know what that means, right?
Come on, you know!
That's right!
You are so Densa worthy!

So go ahead and take that big step!
Fill out the application and become
one of the privileged billions of Densa
members worldwide roaming around
heavily medicated!