Dyslexic's of the world, untie!

How many times have we heard that 'Oh so funny' 'joke' in our lives?
More times than you can shake a shtick at, I'm sure.

How many times have we been embarrassed because we
don't understand why that 'Toys R Us' logo is so damn funny?

How many times have we been rear-ended at that octagonal red sign
because we can't find the guy who's supposed to be there selling 'Pots'?

It's time for the world to know that dyslexia is no laughing mattre!

Tell 'em you're dyslexic not analphabetic!
You know all the letters sometimes you just don't agree with their placement!

Come on! Join us!
Let the world know you're proud! You're loud! You have problems spelling shroud!

If you're not dyslexic you know someone who is
so wear our badge of honor proudly as you help ease the disease!

	100% of the proceeds from the sales of our shirts goes directly into the pocket of the guy who wrote the bit. Not one thin dime will go to help any dyslexic but him. But he has been known to buy rounds for his drinkin' buddies! So, purchase with abandon! He's parched, sober and his friends are broke!