Do you want it all?
Do you want it now?
Then see if you have
what it takes to become
one of the special people,
one of the privileged,
a member of

 

If this is your
current hip,
happening
scenester look?
If so, then you
are a goon.

Check out the latest
scout to reach the
highest merit level offered by
The International Playboy Scouts
the vaunted
'The Spread Eagle Scout'
with just a couple
of his 'friends' who helped
him celebrate his big day.
And night!

So who do you
want to be?

Check out what
the IPS can
teach even you!

Here are just a few things
you'll learn once you become an
International Playboy Scout!

Learn how to take
advantage of the idol rich.

Never let your ass touch
a cloth coach airline seat again.

Learn to fake witty conversation
and be called 'simply marvelous.'

So start your metamorphisis to
International Playboy Scout today!
Fill out the IPS application!
By following our simple procedures
it won't be long until you progress from
your first merit badge,'The Wet Dream'
through
'Above Shirt'		 to
'Below Bra' 		and
'Rounding Home'
all the way to the penultimate symbol of
The International Playboy Scouts,
'The Spread Eagle Scout'
(due to IPS secrecy we cannot reveal this merit badge
or the secrets contained therein until you reach this lofty level).

Are The International Playboy Scouts for you?
Do you think you're smooth enough?
Do you think you're suave enough?
Do you think our gang of wastrels, ne'er-do-wells,
and rapscallions will agree?

If you do, fill out The International Playboy Scouts
application and send it in!
Our international cadre of dashing, ostentatious,
and trendy group leaders will look it over in a mocking
and quite derisive manner before deciding if they find you worthy of joining the civilized melange that is
The International Playboy Scouts.
Then, and only then, will they let you know if you are truly
International Playboy Scout
material.

Do you think you have what it takes?
Well, do ya, punk?
Then be a man, click the link below and take
your first step to becoming another proud member of
The International Playboy Scouts