Have you ever done something stupid and were dying for an easy way out?
Fret no more, my little screw-up!

Let Bound & Gags take your blunders away by certifying you Legally Stupid!

That's right! No more boss getting in your face because you
broke the copier (AGAIN!) when you tried to copy your fat ass!

No more crap from your loved ones because you
threw the baby out with the bath water (AGAIN!)!

We know what you're thinking,
"Hey, Bound & Gags, we know you've helped
us in the past with your gelogenic comedy
but how can you help me the next time
I blow through a red light because
I was on the phone while eating a sandwich
and watching the DVD playing in the backseat?"

Simple!

Because you've been certified Legally Stupid
by the people who know the extent of your stupidity,
the butt savers at Bound & Gags!

Just whip out our officially signed, sealed and spellchecked certificate
and it's free sailing to spread your ineptitude hither and yon!

What are you waiting for?
Print out the document below and relax!
Bound & Gags has you covered.

Although this beautiful document is suitable for framing
we suggest you carry it with you so it's always at the ready!
(if you do carry it with you, please, do not frame it.
You'll only break the glass and cause a need for a totally different certificate)

Remember, although you may not be stupid (yeah, it's always the other guy),
we're sure you know people who are. So why don't you grab a copy for them!
They'll thank you for it!

So, save a copy of the certificate below and you'll be on your way to a problem free life!