Have you tried all those other summer camps
only to have your child hate it?

Did it piss you off to waste
all that time, effort and money?

Well, fret no more!

Have we got a camp for those ingrate brats of yours!

Click here to prepare your little Camper for their future!

Are your horns big enough for Satan's Summer Camp?
Click here to find out if we think you could become a Staffer.

Are you bad enough to earn your horns?
Click here to see if you have what it takes
to be a Counselor at Satan's Summer Camp.

We also have a few openings for Counselor's In Training.
Do you want to grow horns? Click here to see if you can.

Here's a little something to assuage Mom's guilt at doing the right thing!

And here's something to assuage Dad's guilt at doing the right thing!

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