Bills for the Birds!

This is NOT a money-making scam ... well ... it IS meant to make MONEY ... but it's NOT a scam!!

First off, ya need to know that we (the Kneys: human, ducky, doose, dog, kitty and other) are NOT keeping any of the money generated from any of this. ALL THE MONEY RAISED IS FOR THE BIRDS, and we DON'T mean our spoiled flock - they have enough bills already, they can share.

When we found Quackers, we had NO IDEA that other humans kept ducks as pets! We also had NEVER heard of something as foreign as "waterfowl rehab" ... (NOTE: this has NOTHING to do with my addiction to ducks ... waterfowl rehab is actually for birds who have been injured and/or abandoned and need help. I, on the other hand, am NOT looking for any kind of "cure" - I'm hooked on quacks and proud to admit it!).

Sooo ... there are some amazing, generous, kind and loving humans out there who dedicate their time, talents and a good portion of their pay checks to help waterfowl that others have basically harmed and/or dumped. There isn't a lot of support for this work, and these rehabbers can use our help, so if ya feel the urge to give a buck to help a duck, you're in luck!

But first ... while we're on the subject of Duck Rescue <ahem> ... just one quck (angry) soap box side-note before you read further ... about the waterfowl that these rehabbers help ... and about the humans who DUMP them: when you raise a domestic duck or goose and then decide to "set it free" in some local pond, you're really just sentencing it to death. Domestic critters, and even wild waterfowl who may have imprinted on YOU (the human), won't survive once you dump them -- so DON'T!!

Thanks! I needed to get that off my chest! Phew!

Now ... here are 2 of the Rehabbers we know and love. We plan to donate 100% of the money to them so they can help the birds! This is YOUR BIG CHANCE to help the birds, too! Check them out. They are honest-to-goodness PROFESSIONAL ducky-doose-a-holics!!

Lame Duck Rescue

Click the pic to connect to Lame Duck Rescue, or follow this link:

WWW.LAMEDUCKRESCUE.COM

Lame duck Rescue is run by Sky Huerkamp. Sky takes in lots of ducks and geese that others have abandoned. She doesn't just give them a pen to nest in, she gives them a loving, safe HOME. Lame Duck Rescue is residence for more than two dozen domestic ducks and geese and everyone of them has a name ... better yet, Sky knows who they all are!

You can support Lame Duck Rescue by making a donation thru PayPal. Click here to help:


Click the pic to connect to the Waterfowl Rescue Network or follow this link:

WWW.DUCKRESCUENETWORK.ORG (it says DUCKS, but there's enough lovin to go around for the gooses, too ... yeah, it's "geese", but "gooses" is more fun!)

Waterfowl Rescue Network is run by Jen Gordon. Jen is a trained wildlife rehabber who is always going above and beyond the call. Whether she's helping a ducky, goose, or another winged critter, she always responds with knowledge and incredible compassion.

You can support the Rescue Network by making a donation thru PayPal. Click here to help:



Or.... do you want to do some SHOPPING??

Click the links below to check out some fun stuff that you can buy for your very own ... all from the convenience of your keyboard! You can even wear your jammies and have a bit of bed head while ya shop -- we won't tell!

Remember, any profit will be donated 100%. NO STRINGS ATTACHED! We're not taking any hidden commission or handling fee or anything like it before we donate the money -- this is honest to gooseness ducky-doose love -- pure and simple!

Ok ... here's the stuff:

Ts for fellow duck-a-holics!
100% Heavyweight Cotton.
$10 each plus $3.85 US shipping for 1-2 Ts
4/1/2005 SUPER DUPER BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL
DUCKY T (not for April Fools) SALE!
Don't you just love a BAGIN? Go ahead and say "YES" ...
It's not like we can actually hear you!

1 T for $6, shipping $3.85

2 Ts for $10, shipping $3.85 (US)

3 or more Ts, email us and we'll make ya a bagin deal!

(click here to email Ann, the T-shirt Queen, to get the latest prices and place your orders TODAY!
Get 'em while they're ... err... "HOT"???
Start your OWN FASHION TREND!!

Join the Kney Critter Fan Club (or just buy some of our stuff and pretend you made it yourself!)

Here's a sample of things you can plock down your bills on at our 4 THE BIRDS store at cafe press! Remember: any money we make is 100% FOR THE BIRDS!
Click Here to Visit 4 the Birds at CafePress!

Some Mugs ... with our favorite Mug Shots!
Sorry, this hunka-duck is my fowl friend Ann's hubby, so he's not for sale ... but the T-shirt is! C'mon, you KNOW you want one!!

Just $10 BILLS! It's a bahgin!

Download an Order Form for the Ts here. It's in Adobe Acrobat PDF.

Email if you have trouble with the form or have questions (about the Ts, not just ANY question, ya silly goose!!)

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Well what did you expect to find on a Mouse Pad ... a duck???

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP

You're Quacktastic!

100% pre-shrunk heavy-weight cotton with a face you must know to love! Not our duckies or doose, but Tom and his progeny have been around for so long they're part of the flock, too ("progeny" = offspring ... are ya impressed, yet? ... enough to give a buck for a duck? )

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Updated on: Monday, April 11, 2005