As the Viking folded his impressive bulk into the passenger seat of the small car, Caroline watched his muscles bunch and cord.
"You must be freezing," she said, eying the pelts of wet fur covering just a portion of his gorgeous made-for-fucking body. "It has to be twenty-something outside."
Erik gave a nonchalant shake of his head. "I am used to cold. I come from—"
"No, don't tell me." Caroline raised her hand. "Let me guess. You're from Norway, right?"
"Yes!" He beamed a perfect white-toothed smile.
"Naturally." Caroline sighed.
"How you know this?"
"It just fits." She rolled her eyes.
"You be cold," Erik said, pointing to her breasts and grinning.
Caroline looked down at the beading nipples poking through her T-shirt. In all the commotion she'd forgotten a coat.
"Keep your eyes on the road," she said, although she was the one doing the driving. "Just forget that anything sexual happened between us because, trust me, Erik, it is never going to happen again. Got that?"
"Want Erik suck pretty teats, make warm again?"
Caroline socked him in the arm, determined to ignore the sudden crackle of desire. "In the first place, I'm not a cow. I don't have teats. You mean tits."
"Big tits," Erik said, pinching a rigid nipple and squeezing her breast.
So fucking aroused she could barely drive, Caroline slapped his hand away. "In the second place, the word is breasts." And, God, how she wanted his mouth on them again.
"You love Erik cock."
Sucking in an audible gasp, Caroline nearly ran the car off the road. "What!?"
"Please, not feel shame. Erik love you posse too."
"Pussy," Caroline corrected and then thumped the heel of her hand against her forehead. "Jeez, what am I saying? I don't want to talk about tits or cocks or pussies, Erik."
"We make excellent sex."
"Or sex! Oh, good grief. Look, Erik, I am not that kind of woman."
"What kind?"
"The kind that…Erik, I don't even know you. I thought you were a—"
He grasped Caroline's right hand and pumped. "How you do? I Erik. You neighbor." He grinned. "Now you know me."
"Erik, you are positively incorrigible."
He frowned and shook his head. "Not know this word. It mean handsome? Big cock? Sexy man?" He jiggled his eyebrows devilishly.
"Stop. Just stop right there. This conversation is finished."
Sure, it was flattering to have someone who resembled a Norse god coming on to her. But Erik wasn't flirting because he thought she was beautiful or nice or smart. It was because he'd found an easy lay. A lonely woman who'd dragged him in off the street and jumped his bones. The guy probably figured she was the neighborhood slut or a cheap hooker who just happened to live next door. And she couldn't blame him one bit.
It wasn't as if she was some perky-breasted eighteen-year old, and she certainly wasn't a lithe little thing, either. She was thirty-eight and shopped for her clothes in the plus size section.
"Why Caroline angry Erik?" He rubbed her thigh, trailing his fingers up until they rested atop her well-fucked pussy. "I not make you excellent sex?"
Excellent? Shit. It was fucking stupendous. Breathtaking. Spectacular!
Caroline lifted his hand from her crotch and plopped it in his lap. After opening and closing her mouth a few times without uttering a word, she snapped it shut and looked straight ahead as she drove.
As Caroline pulled up to the community theater, Erik turned to her. "Thank you. You eat me. Yes?"
For about the tenth time that night, she gasped. "I will do no such thing! That does it, Erik. Get out of this car." He didn't move. He had the nerve to just sit there grinning at her. "How dare you suggest that I suck your—"
Erik gestured as if shoveling food into his mouth with a fork. "Supper," he said. "You, me, eat. Food."
"Oh," Caroline said in the tiniest voice she'd ever heard herself utter. Could she possibly be any more of a moron?
Head thrown back, Erik roared with laughter. It was a beautiful sound and he was a beautiful man and, Lord help her, she did want to eat him!
"Are you asking me to have dinner with you?"
"Yes." He nodded. "Then we be no clothes and do excellent sex. Yes?"
"Get out of the car, Erik. Now."