People who have seen this page wonder why it is even here, or what is the purpose of it. Basically, it is here for my own use. It is used as a reference. If you look at the page source you will understand why. Images alone take up a lot of room and take a long time to load, now with image maps it gets a little more complicated so I don't think I will have to many more.

Well, it's almost winter so I thought this may be appropriate.

John and his wife Theresa live in Forest Grove. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Theresa goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Theresa goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.

Theresa is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, John says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"