This is from PMSL, a group on MSN.  I will try to devote specifically picked things to share with you.

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:  

10. I need to whip it out by 5.   
9. Mind if I use your laptop?   
8. Just stick it in my box.   
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!   
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 

1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits   there!  

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:   

10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.   
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.   
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.   
7. Look at the size of his putter.   
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.   
5. Mind if I join your threesome?   
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.   
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.  
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be   desired. 

1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first. 

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 
6. Is it a penal offense?
5 .Better leave the handcuffs on.   
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!   
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?   
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

Here are some links from PMSL that I find funny.  They are all links to actual posts on MSN unless noted by a seperate link.
You can check back to them as they will change from time to time.

	Actual Link HereComic Strip Generator
	Famous Sex Quotes
	That's a Don't!! - Middle Age Fashion Faux Pas
	80's Video Games - Which one are you? PMSL Page Link
	Law Suits
	More stupid product warnings
	Signs of the Times (re-post)
	Wire Frame this is Cool!
	The Dangerously New Dictionary
	Heads and Faces
	Illusion - 9 people
	Confucius Say About Sex
	Dirty Talk
	Joke Thread
	Dumbass
	PMSL Men
	Nursery Rymes
	Mars
	Men's thoughts on women (just like to keep things square)
	10 things not to say.....
	Woofers
	Pussy (cats) thread...
	This message was deleted because...
	Simpsons!
	Nick Name Generator
	License Plate Maker PMSL page link Pretty Cool!
	Who Are You test PMSL page link
	Which Drink Are You? PMSL page link
	Fun With Bush
	Name Statistics PMSL page link
	Weird News Now
	* If you revisit PMSL, scroll down to the bottom of the page, that is where the new posts are.

Colorado Campers Beware!!
The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone area.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.

People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

This is Hernando's kind of green! (No wonder he said he is good at golf)

Bad day for a walk

Walking On Course ================== The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." A dyslexic man walks into a bra A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you."said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally lets out a big fart. She looked up and said: "Aww So sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."

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