Please try the following:
- Click the Refresh
button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure
that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
- To check your connection settings, open case with a screw
driver then, fill with gasoline. Now take a match
and proceed to ignite.
The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist
(LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
- your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows
can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click Screw
everything up
- Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click
the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to
determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are
not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right
click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the Back button to try another link.
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