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The Little Book of Zombie Limericks
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The Little Book of Zombie Limericks is 75+ original limericks, and over 60 illustrations- all about zombies! A must for any zombie lover and/or ridiculous poetry enthusiast. This compilation book is available through lulu.com and also Amazon.com.
Or, check out the first three hand bound volumes- these are the ones that started it all! Available through my zombietoes etsy shop. |
The Little Book of Zombie Limericks purchase options:
* $12.95 plus S+H at lulu.com HERE
* $12.95 plus S+H at Amazon.com HERE
* Hand Bound mini volumes (1-3) $6/ea
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Emrotica
A little about Emrotica- It is a 40 page menagerie of the bizzare inner workings of a mad fantasy artist (myself).
It is quite personal and I like to think it is funny at times...We will see I guess.
Anyhoo, 40 pages of original poetry, illustrations, erotica, a crossword puzzle, some silly comics...
It is a lovely little reader that hopefully will inspire you and make you laugh, maybe even think...
I am very excited about this project, I think because it makes me a little nervous to share my writings, so I get a little
tingly and jumpy...and I feel really ALIVE. I dont know. Endorphines are pretty cool.
I've never sold my words. Never even attempted to. It's such a foreign concept to me, strange as that is.
Of course my zine has enough pictures to choke a horse, but...still, it's the words. I guess I figure
make it worthwhile by making it unabashedly uncensored emily.
Which is terribly difficult for me as I am actually a very shy and intensely private person. There, I said it.
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The very first issue of my personal writings...Meanderings of the mind; my mind, the mind of a creative soul...a weird one, at that.
Contents include writings on Edgar Allen Poe, ravens, ancient runes, many poems, illustrations, comics...Also, a crossword puzzle, a nice
sandwich recipe, some erotica (of course!) and a nice little note from yours truly. Be warned, there are bad words + "adult situations"...
(40 pages acid free paper, grey cardstock cover, hand stitch bound, rounded corners, book measures 5.5" x 8.5")
Emrotica issue 1 $12
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The second issue of my personal writings and whatnot, crazy poems, pictures, weird humor, randomness...
This issue's contents include writings on Dr. Seuss, sea cucumbers, a word find, astrological glyphs, many poems,
illustrations, a hidden picture, a hidden message, and a brand spankin' new erotica story! As always, when you
enter the deeper woods of Emily Land, be prepared for a dirty sailor mouth and some blush-worthy situations.
It is a labour of love that grows as I do...the best way to get a glimpse of me in my natural state, which is
kinda creepy and kinda cute, and definitely unique. (40 pages acid free paper, grey cardstock cover, hand stitch
bound, rounded corners, book measures 5.5" x 8.5")
Emrotica issue 2 $12
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