Plain Text Files
As is should be obvious, these are various plain text files I've either accumulated or created over the years.
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Please do not directly link to these files - copy them to your own website if you wish, keeping them intact and unaltered, and giving proper credit.
asx convert - how to convert an asx file (streaming video) to wmv (Windows video file)
Trek-fido.zip - various lunacies from the Olde Days
(plain text, 160K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
Chicken Trek (not safe for children) The original story, as only a lunatic could tell it.
(plain text, 63K - copyright 1995 David Masters / MasterWolf)
Chicken Trek 2006 (not safe for children... or anyone else) -- for anything else, check out the Terok Nor Home Page... very not safe for work.
(plain text, 160K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
Genesis (not safe for children) How Terok Nor was founded... with apologies to Month Python.
(plain text, 6K - copyright 2006 David Masters / MasterWolf)
Diary of a Mad Vole (not safe for children) A day in the life of Mason, the pervert vole.
(plain text, 5K - copyright 2006 David Masters / MasterWolf)
The Birth of the EchoKai A tale of TheScotty of Terok Nor.
(plain text, 16K - copyright 1997 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Has the white man become a child that he should recklessly kill and not eat? When the red men slay game, they do so that they may live and not starve." -- Santanta, Chief of the Kiowas (1874)
Why a Cucumber is Better Than a Man
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
"The white man has the country which we loved, and we only wish to wander on the prairie until we die." -- Parra-Wa-Samen (Ten Bears) of the Yamparika Comanches (1874)
"If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord..." and other silliness
Scripts
Monty Python's "Erik the Viking"
"Monty Python & the Holy Grail"
Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Game Walkthroughs / FAQs
(see also my Games page)
"Jedi Academy" walkthrough version 2.2
(plain text, 291K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Jedi Outcast" walkthrough version 2
(plain text, 311K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Half-Life" Platinum edition walkthrough version 1.5 (Half-Life, Team Fortress, Opposing Force, Counter-Strike, Blue Shift)
(plain text, 345K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"RT2 / The Second Century" - fixed maps (4.23 Meg zip file - right click and Save As)
"RT2 Platinum" - fixed maps (1.88 Meg zip file - right click and Save As)
"Doom3" walkthrough version 1.1
(plain text, 193K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Ultimate Quake" walkthroughs version 1 (Quake, Quake II, Quake III Arena)
(plain text, 303K - copyright 2007 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Return to Castle Wolfenstein" walkthrough version 1.2
(plain text, 197K - copyright 2008 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Unreal Gold" walkthrough version 1.1 (Unreal & Return to Na Pali)
(plain text, 160K - copyright 2008 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Doom II" walkthrough version 1
(plain text, 190K - copyright 2009 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"Far Cry" walkthrough version 1.3
(plain text, 180K - copyright 2008 David Masters / MasterWolf)
"F.E.A.R. - First Encounter Assault Recon" walkthrough version 1
(plain text, 152K - copyright 2009 David Masters / MasterWolf) -- Updated! September, 2009
"Quake 4" walkthrough version 1
(plain text, 171K - copyright 2009 David Masters / MasterWolf)
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