Frequently Asked Questions

What time is it?
Where is the bathroom?
How's it going?
Are we there yet?
Haven't we met somewhere before?
Where's the remote control?
Would you like fries with that?
Will this be on the test?
Why?
Why not?
Who cares?

Thanks to Wayne R. Smith, from whom I stole this idea (which originally appeared in the "Ruth 'n' Bud Rooter," formerly known as the "Ruth 'n Bud Rooter").

David Canright -- DCanright@NPS.edu