The Dead Senator's Tertiary Homepage

Welcome to my piece of crap homepage.  It entertains me through the late hours of goofing around with computers and such. 
Why Tertiary?  I dunno, it just sounded cool.  I can make it whatever I want since it's my damn page, but the word Turbo seemed cheap.


I can't keep up!!!

Here I am with my car.  I absolutely love this car.  All right, this pic isn't my car, here's mine.  Really!
I still need to jack it up put nekkid chick mirror mudflaps on her.  She prolly needs a new coat of brown paint, too. 
But I'll get around to that later.  I think I gotta paint brush in the carhole.


For more on Porsches visit these links:
http://www.porsche.com/    -    http://www.pca.org/
http://www.pelicanparts.com/   -    http://www.rennlist.com/

Ernie!!!                    Mr Porsche
They caught me and Mr. Porsche speeding in it one day...
I was a wee bit strung out.


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Everyone needs to see this year's Stuperbowl halftime show festivities here.  But, ya know, this show is really much better.

Links and hobbies that I endorse in no particular order (I kid you not.) are:
http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/        My Seti@Home stats are here.  Be sure to get SetiQueue, if you run multiple machines.
http://home.comcast.net/~lines_tim/index.html/        My buddy Tim.  He's got some brilliant links that you must see.  And it's all only one click away.
http://www.peppermoon.com/        A friend's site.  He sells gourmet condiments.  You should buy them as they are delicious and Scott is a great guy.


Photography:

My good friend Tom has been making me learn more about photography.  Some of these links he has shown me are worth sharing.

http://www.yannarthusbertrand.com/        Earth From Above.  Wonderful images of both man, earth and the effects of man's presence.
http://www.sallymann.org/         A bit of classic Americana.  Very interesting and intense.
http://www.michealtenna.net/      Landscape photography.  Simplistic beauty.
http://www.bumbutz.com/         Eastern European pics.  Some fun, some odd, most are fabulous.
http://www.no4gallery.com/current/cur_ex/current.htm         David Fokos is the current artist.

Davey Wavey says, "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus!!!"
No, I don't know why!!!  He's just one really sick bastard.  If'n you agree, you can email me and I'll pass the message on to him.

Science:

http://hubble.stsci.edu/        The Hubble has furthered science in recent years with it's fabulous photos.   Hubble-butt
                                          They're gonna let it fall from orbit!!!  Sign the Save the Hubble petition here: 

Tim gave me this link, thanks Tim.  Jeez, you'd think I'd have more science stuff.  I'll work on it in my spare time...
http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm/       And you thought science wasn't appealing.  Well, check this one out. 


Japanese culture:

http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/animation/condiment_man.htm    This is fairly bizarre stuff.   Play the ShockWave file.  You may right-click and press the back selection and this will pause the file.  Replacing "htm" with "swf" will give you a full screen for that larger than life action!!!  This is the source site.


Tech links:

http://www.craigslist.org/    Good no-nonsense buy/sell/discussion site.  Check it out.
http://www.pricewatch.com/    Great resource for peecee part pricing!
http://www.cnet.com/        Decent technical device comparison site.  But then, you've probably already heard of it.
http://www.2cpu.com/            Dual CPU desktops are way cool.  Everyone should have one, two, no wait..ya...at least one of them.  I have five.  "Mmmm...dual cpu's..."
http://www.urbanlegends.com/  or  http://www.snopes.com/  are both great sites to dispel hoaxes (Internet or otherwise) and urban myths.
http://www.junkbusters.com/    For busting some of that junk!
http://www.opera.com/            For an excellent alternative browser, try Opera.
http://sourceforge.net/            Excellent software repository site that every tech should visit.
http://spam.abuse.net/        Fight spam on the Internet!
http://www.spam.com/        Fight Spam on the Internet, too!  A guy I knew once said he had lived on just Spam/red wine for a month in France.  Eck.
http://www.spec.org/         Floating point and integer spec numbers for all kinds of processors.  Very useful.


Sports:

http://www.nfl.com/     I am a rabid NFL fan.  More importantly, I am a SF fan.  They sure make me wonder this year.  Parity.  Maybe they can get Joe Montana back...
http://www.formula1.com/    Let's not forget Formula One racing.


Fun links below, so don't stop now.  Having a good healthy sense of humor is critical!  Cultivate it, and then sell it to the highest bidder on eBay.


Humor:

http://www.origamiboulder.com/        I ordered 16 already.  Hurry up and order, I hear they're running out.  Now, dammit!!!
http://multimedia.honda-eu.com/accord/        This is a wonderful commercial from Honda.  Well worth watching.
http://www.rotten.com/        !!!This site will push the limits of your sensibilities.  Not for the meek.  You've been warned!!!
http://www.theonion.com/   This site rocks.  Funny, funny stuff.  This site is best viewed with Internet Exploder.  I'm not kidding.  Not a plug.
http://www.thesimpsons.com/        Never has there been such a wonderful show.
http://www.lardlad.com/               A nice follow on for the Simpsons.  Thanks, for the Homer in his underpants ASCII art, Tim!
http://www.comedycentral.com/        The Daily show and Reno 911 are awesome.  Outside of football, this is choice viewing.
http://www.mytrailerpark.com/        It's just nuts.  A riot.  Check it out.
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/        This is one site worthy of itself.  It'll show you mullets that you never knew existed.  What's a "mullet" you ask?  It's certainly no fish.
http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk/        A world-wide-waste of time superhero.
http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/        Peel back the layers and visit the anti-RIAA links. They must be stopped.
http://downhillbattle.org/defense/details/what_is_db.shtml       Here's one.


Film and teevee:
http://www.imdb.com/        Despite Amazon taking over this site, it's still a fantastic movie/film/television database.
http://www.ifctv.com/                    More good television.  The Independent Film Channel.
http://www.ifilm.com/                A related good site.
 
Reference:
http://www.google.com/        I like Google, but mind you, sponsored links ride the top!  Dig deeper...
http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html/      Top Google searches.  Worth a peak.  As an alternative search engine you could use:
http://www.dogpile.com/        Sponsored links persist here, too, but what're ya gonna do?
http://www.ricksteves.com/    Great low budget travel ideas to Europe.
http://www.webster.com/    Gotta have an online diktionary, right?
http://www.bartleby.com/    Great books online.
http://www.npr.org/            Okay, so I'm a liberal commie pinko since I listen to NPR.  Whatever.
http://www.cdt.org/            The Center for Democracy and Technology.  More commie pinko web bits.
http://www.privacy.org/        Still more...  Hey, privacy is a privilege!
http://www.consumerreports.org/    Everyone has seen the magazine, but they have a website, too.  It's useful, but then, I have a subscription...
http://www.isbn.nu/            Everyone should read more.  Crime would be reduced if more people read.  Seriously, since it takes a long time to read...ah, why bother?


http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/      The Silver Surfer...?  Why, he's The Sentinal of the spaceways!!!  eBay SS search

  silversurfer              silversurfer






Please help stamp out light pollution.  Shoot out a streetlight in your neighborhood today.

It's too damn bright!!!

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Thanks fer stoppin' by!
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