The airliner pushed
back from the gate; the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts,
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip
while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you
safely to your destination."
Ed, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, "Did
I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendant came by with the drink cart, he said
"Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is
"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up
there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit."
"It's The Box Office."
Deborah Register. Com