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This one is a Hoot! You'd better be laughing too. HeHe
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
After ordering their cornbread and beans, they set
awhile, talkin bout' the latest addition to their
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
"Kin ya swallar?"
The Woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
The back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
gives her Right butt cheek a big, wet lick with his
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I' d heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen
nobody do it."
Deborah...I'm from North Carolina ... so I relate!!
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