Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant

NEVER CHOKE IN A

SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

This one is a Hoot! You'd better be laughing too. HeHe

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
After ordering their cornbread and beans, they set
awhile, talkin bout' the latest addition to their junkyard
business

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
"Kin ya swallar?"

The Woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
The back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her Right butt cheek a big, wet lick with his tongue

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the

obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I' d heerd of that
there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

Deborah...I'm from North Carolina ... so I relate!!

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