Don't Have To Own A Cat
Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to
go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine
on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested
a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots
back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to
know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch
was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so
I grabbed her by the neck.
Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
Deborah Register. Com