A woman goes to Italy
to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to
have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like
me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my
present?" "Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we
have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far
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