WORD FOR THE WEEK: ROTATE
In his pre-game review of why we are in a slump, BOSS has determined that we need to ROTATE. As defined in Websters:
ROTATE: To cause to turn on an axis or center.
STEALTH, COBRA and TEX at AMWAY CONVENTION
Due to the teams slump, paid team public appearances have dwindled in the last few weeks. To help boost their yearly REDNEX salary TEX, STEALTH and COBRA missed this weeks game to attend the national Amway convention in Toledo, Ohio. "It is amazing what these products have done for my skin," boasts TEX, "I want to share it with the world and make a few bucks on the side too!"
SHARK GETS A NEW STICK
Hoping to break out of his own slump, SHARK bought himself a new stick at "No Icing Sports" (see links page). CHAZ has his own thoughts about the stick which I will not put in print, but SHARK was scoreless again last night so the rumors MAY be true regarding the stick. Please ask CHAZ for details.