(From the writings of Chaz)

Gentleman,

Below is the most important schedule of them all: "THE BEER SCHEDULE". After reviewing the après-hockey activity guidebook and checking with Martha Stewart, the appropriate amount of beer to bring is a 18 pack. The ONLY approved beer is Bud Lite. Any other brands must be pre-approved by the team. Beer must be served cold - below 38 degrees.

DATE TIME OPPONENT BEER GUY RESULT
July 17 7:00 pm Blue Cobra Won 6-4
July 24 7:00 pm Red Bones Lost 6-4
July 31 7:00 pm Gold Lost 6-2
Aug. 7 9:10 pm Blue Tex Lost 5-3
Aug. 14 9:10 pm Red Pipe Lost 5-0
Aug. 21 8:10 pm Gold Jay Dog Won 2-1
Aug. 28 7:00 pm Blue Tiger Lost 4-1
Sept 11 9:00 Red Pipe Lost 5-1
Sept 18 9:00 pm Gold
Sept 25 10:10 pm Blue
Oct 2 TBD Playoffs Chaz
Oct 9 TBD Playoffs YAYA