Nickname: CASPER
Position: Forward/Defense
The Angry Watermelons learned of this free agent signing when this guy appeared like a ghost in the locker room just 5 minutes before game #3. Though he worked a deal into his contract where he will be missing a few games here and there, we expect this signing to bring positive results to the franchise. Though CASPER was a friendly ghost, this bruiser shows no mercy to opponents who think they will get an easy breakaway goal. Don't let the name fool ya, you WILL be haunted after seeing this guy coming at you!
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Nickname: COBRA
Position: Defense
Favorite Shot: The Flamingo Slapper
Developed his nasty disposition toward officials while playing in the Army Prison League. Got off to slow start but was inspired to regain his physical play after attending the Womens NCAA Hockey Finals, after which he assured the team that "I'm determined to play more like those girls". Not likely to win the Sylvania "Light the Lamp Award" but is a regular winner of the "Delta/Dental- Third Man In Award". Has a good cannon but misses fixed targets (like the net) but can hit a slow moving referee from virtually anywhere on the ice.
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Nickname: TEX
Position: Winger
He's in the Safety profession, but this maniac plays anything but safe. Often a one-handed wonder, this guy can be seen diving across the ice to stop a shot. Leads the league in goalie tackles.
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Nickname: RIP
Position: Goalie
With the best GAA in the league, you may find it hard to believe that the Cryptkeeper rarely takes warm up shots before the game. Has taken a few lumps in the crease but is hanging tough.
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Nickname: PIPE
Position: Winger
Pre-Game Ritual: Silence
This guy can be seen scrambling around the ice and sometimes running into his own teammates. Loves to back check and sneak up on opponents. Don't let his size fool you!
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