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Ski Joke
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What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think he's a ski instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
Sheriff
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9...1 to hold the light bulb, and 8 to say nice turn
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend
Homeless
I know they aren't very good but my full time intern, the one who isn't moonlighting, is at a strip fest I told you!!
For a little more information on skiing preperation and notes you can click here.
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| Ski Apparel
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Here are a few links to some stores. Skiing is not a cheap sport, take a look at REI; and some of their prices on clothing alone. Not to single out REI, Sierra Trading Post; isn't that much better if any. Great clothing but not cheap.
Now here is a link to other stores altogether where you can shop around, To the Mall.
Lets not forget the almighty Google Search.
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Weather
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| I got some generic Weather maps from Weather.com to see and check weather. For Ski conditions you can check Wildcat, Jackson NH, and
Sunday River, Bethel Maine
Other links........ oh skip it, try this and you chose.
Local Weather, Boston...... look outside. Not happy? wait ten minutes, it will change.
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